Knock knock… Did you know that Jehovah (God) took one of his many sons, his first creation, a Mighty Archangel God++ named Michael, made him “cease to exist”, then re-created him as an embryo in the womb of the virgin Mary where he was then born as a human and grew up to be a perfect man named Jesus?
He lived on earth teaching the gospel, never once revealing that he was once this Mighty Archangel God to his disciples or to other humans. Even the writers of the books of the Bible didn’t know it, as for sure, they would have mentioned it. Jesus never said “I and the Mighty Archangel God are one”. He never once even said, “If you have seen me, you have seen the Mighty Archangel God”. Assuredly if he had, none of the Jews would have picked up stones to stone him because they would have never accused him of blasphemy and he would have never been killed on the torture stake.
Anyway, Jesus (aka Michael, the Mighty Archangel God) was put to death for blasphemy (against whom, we don’t know), buried in a tomb where Jehovah disposed of his body by dissolving it into it’s constituent elements or atoms. After 3 days, Jehovah re-created Michael, the Mighty Archangel God, with a new spirit body that was unlike any other. Even though this was really Michael, he continued to go by the name Jesus on earth and currently goes by both names in heaven, yet he still continues to kept his Mighty Archangel God identity a secret. Not only that, while on earth, he would manufacture different bodies that he would put on in order to keep people from recognizing him as the old human Jesus. Why would they recognize him as the old Jesus you might ask? We have no idea, BUT we do know that Michael, the Mighty Archangel God, manufactured a replica of Jesus’s old body, including his wounds, and let people touch it to prove to them that he was resurrected, when in actuality, he wasn’t. He was re-created as Michael, the Mighty Archangel God, not resurrected at all. By fooling people with Jesus’s old body, he made them believe that he was physically raised from the dead as he claimed he would be in John 2:19-21.
Through his human death, Michael, the Mighty Archangel God, became the mediator between Jehovah God and the 144,000 faithful believers that belong exclusively to our organization, which was created in the late 1800’s. Jehovah chose our Watchtower organization in 1919 as his ONLY means of spreading his word throughout the inhabited earth, even though we never mentioned this fact in our magazines until the 1950’s. No celebrations and no announcements of this happening anywhere until then. Also, if you aren’t associated with our Watchtower organization, known as the Jehovah’s Witnesses, you have no hope of everlasting life. No paradise earth, no heavenly hope at all. Our organization is a “Noah’s Ark” of sorts, as only faithful members that sell and distribute our magazines, and dedicate their lives to our “Ark” might possibly have the small chance of being remembered by Jehovah.
If Michael, the Mighty Archangel God, is only the mediator for the 144,000, then who is the mediator between Jehovah God and the rest of the people in our organization you might ask? Well that would be the “Ark” itself, the Watchtower Organization, because being a member is the only way that you may have that small chance at everlasting life on a paradise earth.
144,000 Jehovah’s Witnesses will live in heaven and the rest of the faithful magazine distributors / Jehovah’s Witnesses from our “Ark”, MIGHT have a chance to be remembered by Jehovah and be re-created to live forever on a paradise earth. The chance is small of course. It all depends on us being active in the preaching work, if we obey this organization’s every rule, believe this organization’s every belief, even if that belief changes (which it could at any moment (and has multiple times)), and only if we distribute enough magazines that we write and print ourselves. But even then, there are no guarantees. It could all be for nothing in the end. There’s no way to really be sure that any of us have everlasting life.
How do we know all of this? Because the Bible tells us so? NOPE! We know this because the Governing Body in New York told us so and threaten our eternal life if we dare to question them.
Now, won’t you join us and dedicate your life to our man made organization that’s never mentioned anywhere in the Bible at all?
++Jehovah’s Witnesses believe that God created his Son as Michael the Archangel and they also agree that He is the “Mighty God” of Isaiah 9:6 (He’s a Mighty God but not Almighty God).